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20 February 2013

Leaked: draft blueprint for future recruitment to ACC sensitive claims unit

A blog post from The Standard by QOT
It has recently come to the attention of the recruitment team that employees working within the sensitive claims unit may not be fully aware of the expectations of their role and the unit in general.

Given our unstated practice of never correcting the behaviour of current employees, given this will very likely incite them to leak even more sensitive material to external parties, the [redacted] Committee has determined the following policy:
  1. Review current recruitment processes for the sensitive claims unit and institute a holistic end-to-end process for ensuring global best practice is implemented within the recruitment framework
  2. Allow natural attrition to gradually downsize the potential risk profile of future incidents through replacing sub-optimal occupants of roles within the unit.
New recruitment procedure

The [redacted] Committee has determined that the following additional steps will be mandated in the recruitment process for the sensitive claims unit.  The new process will be in place as of 1 March 2013 notwithstanding current recruitment underway.
  1. Candidates will be asked to confirm that they realise they are applying for a role within the sensitive claims unit.
  2. Candidates will be asked to explain in their own words the implications of the name “sensitive claims unit”.
  3. Candidates will be asked if they understand what “sensitive” means.  If a satisfactory answer is given in (2), recruiters may choose to skip this step.
  4. Candidates will be placed in a scenario dealing with a medical report submitted relating to a sensitive case.  They will be given the options of:
a.  Filing the report as provided by the medical practitioner
b.  Filing the report as provided by the medical practitioner in the bin
c.  Randomly amending the report and making no note of the changes made
d.  Deliberately amending the report and making no note of the changes made
e.  Spinning round and round in their chair for an hour then go for drinks without locking their workstation.
Only candidates who answer (a) or (e) will be progressed to further stages of the recruitment process.

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H/T: Aww on Open Mike
http://thestandard.org.nz/leaked-draft-blueprint-for-future-recruitment-to-acc-sensitive-claims-unit/

17 July 2010

Survivor satire

A comment from the SOSA blog by Vee
Wow, ACC gets to have a 10 year recovery journey and we get to fund it - rather ironic isn't it.
I was thinking about how we should be showing our solidarity by 'coming out' as survivors and getting some badges made up and wearing them - to support each other but also to have the message about what ACC is doing more in people's faces.
Anyway, having the rather warped sense of humour that I do, I came up with the following and thought I would share as someone might get a smile out of what is such a crap situation. They are very scarcastic and so I apologise in advance if anyone finds them offensive!
Here goes:
"Not only did I survive sexual trauma but I survived ACC's new 'clinical pathway' too."
OR
"My mental injury is PTSD. What's yours?"
OR
"I'm mentally injured. What's ACC's excuse?"
OR
"I wish I could pick and choose which bills I got to pay like ACC gets to pick and choose which DSM IV illnesses they get to fund."
OK and last but not least
"I'm doubly lucky because I got fucked by ACC and a child molester."
Can anyone else think of any?
http://gfrerichs.typepad.com/sashui/2010/07/acc-forecasts-surplus-of-22-billion.html?cid=6a00e54ef0a44688330133f256265d970b#comment-6a00e54ef0a44688330133f256265d970b

01 April 2010

Today is 1 April

Dr Nick Smith, Minister for ACC, today announced full funding for counselling, transport, childcare, educational opportunities, outpatient visits, social activities and other support for survivors of sexual abuse and assault. The main aim of the brand new ACC scheme, details of which have been classified until today, will be to help survivors overcome the serious effects of sexual abuse. Cost, assessment, oversight and documentation will be secondary to providing a compassionate, safe and fulfilling environment in which people of all ages, genders and circumstances can find the help they need. Dr Smith recognises that this is a totally new direction for ACC but says that survivors of sexual abuse are some of the most hurt members of our society and need the government's help. "Survivors need to know that we will do everything we can to support them as they work to better their own lives. It can take years and progress is sometimes slow, but no one in this country should have to live with the debilitating and serious effects of sexual abuse or assault. Everyone deserves a chance to heal and to live to their full potential."

Update: Dr Nick Smith has withdrawn the announcement he made this morning and has crawled back into his hole. He continues to show no interest in the effects of the clinical pathway imposed upon clients of ACC or in implenting the review he promised almost six months ago. The future remains bleak.

17 November 2009

As 'Smooth' as the Surface of the Moon

Press release from NCWNZ
The last two weeks have seen the implementation of the new ACC clinical pathway for sensitive claims and the transition has been anything but ‘smooth’, says the National Council of Women of New Zealand (NCWNZ).
“Implementation was always going to be haphazard and risky,” says Elizabeth Bang, NCWNZ National President. “This is what happens when the service providers are ignored, and are expected to apply a diagnosis based on a system that few in New Zealand are qualified to administer.”
ACC implemented the new clinical pathway against a backdrop of professional dissension. Massey University, the authors of the research report used as the basis for the process change, has publicly removed itself from any responsibility for ACC’s decision-making, when it comes to the partial, fragmented implementation of the guidelines.
“The situation on the ground is best described as chaotic,” says Elizabeth Bang.
NCWNZ has to date heard that:
  • The severe workforce shortage of those eligible practitioners who can give a diagnosis using the DSM IV criteria is causing considerable delay and inappropriate and unethical assessment processes.
  • It appears that psychologists are being flown around the country to assess victims in their homes because they do not have premises in that location.
  • The use of assessors who have no history or training in sexual abuse.
  • Counsellors and therapists who are not currently eligible to give a diagnosis using DSM IV, are having to submit claims for clients which ACC will use for making referrals to the DSM IV qualified assessors. This significantly lengthens the process before a client knows if the claim will be accepted, and essentially captures the counsellors and therapists as “middle” women and men, rather than the previous position they held which ensured the claims could be approved in a more acceptable timeframe.
  • The benefit of counsellors and therapists being able to undertake assessments themselves meant they could also respond to the acute presenting need of the client for stabilisation, containment and risk assessment. This is now not being done before the very delayed assessment process.
  • ACC subsidises counsellors and therapists for a one hour session when preparing the ACC 45 claims, this includes the consultation time with the client. On average it is taking 90 minutes to prepare such material as the session notes, and all other relevant information to support the claims are included. The system places pressure on the provider to work without pay, to provide the fullest and best possible material to support the client within a specific time constraint. The client is caught having to discuss their traumatising event(s) in a manner that could be likened to a factory-line.
  • Previously, survivors who historically had an accepted claim, but at a later date presented for further help could do so to an ACC registered counsellor. A report would be generated following one ACC subsidised session. This system has now been removed; a survivor will need to meet the entire cost of the session, or a counsellor will have to go without payment for service. Only a letter of referral and supporting information can be submitted to justify why further treatment should be provided.
NCWNZ acknowledges that it is not unusual or uncommon for survivors to undergo more than one consolidated period of counselling or therapy. Often the survivor can only process so much change in their behaviour and lives that to push beyond that level could be less effective and too risky for the client. Also, life changing events such as parenthood, death of a loved one, economic downturn, such as a recession can trigger behaviour in a survivor that requires support, and from there an enhanced level of recovery can be achieved.
“Had the views of the sector been considered in the months and weeks leading up to the roll-out of the clinical pathway,” says Elizabeth Bang, “then ACC’s belated desire to talk would not appear so farcical. All believe that building upon the pathway following its implementation smacks of experimentation, with the victims of sex crimes being the guinea pigs.”
The adoption of the diagnostic tool has the effect of pitting one key section of the service provision, counsellors, social workers and therapists, against the other, clinical psychologists and psychiatrists.
As an educator and advocate for women, children and families, NCWNZ deplores the actions taken by ACC, and further notes the support of the Minister of ACC in this debacle.
“We will not keep these ongoing concerns and problems behind closed doors,” says Elizabeth Bang. “The public demands transparency.”
NCWNZ is awaiting a response from the Minister of ACC, Hon Nick Smith regarding its request that the review of the system be immediately undertaken and the implementation of the new scheme halted.
“We are hopeful that the Minister will respond favourably to our request. We are however prepared to escalate the issue, as simply from the user perspective alone, what has transpired is discriminatory,” concluded Elizabeth Bang.
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0911/S00160.htm